Ah Spring

I am so glad that the weather has changed! This means I can ask to go in and out the screened in porch as much as I want. Mommy acts like she doesn't want me to do that, but I know she secretly loves waiting on my every want and need.

I was nice enough to vomit under the bed where Mommy and Daddy couldn't find it for a few weeks. The smell threw them off and they would say "did you fart?" and would assume the other was lying. Tee hee hee.

There's a bothersome squirrel who keeps digging in the potted plants on the front porch. If I could just get out there for a few seconds I'd wring his neck! He's so nasty too with a mangy looking tail. Who walks around all dirty like that? Not me!

Poop Attack

Oh! You won't believe this one...So mommy and (gulp) daddy (I just hate having to call him that, but it makes mommy happy) were outside doing something in the yard. I told them I could help them and all but they told me to stay inside so I stayed inside and supervised from there.

After they came back inside, daddy watched tv in the den and mommy went in the office (aka cat pooper room) to do her exercise. All this time Percy is on the bed making a big dent in the memory foam. Suddenly I saw Percy get up with a startled look on his face and once he jumped off the bed I saw why - he had a poop attack! He was actually leaking poop!

Some of it dropped on the floor in the hall before he made it to the pooper room. Daddy got up to see what all the noise was about and noticed some brown stuff on the floor. He thought mommy had dragged in mud from the yard and PICKED IT UP! Didn't take long for him to realize it wasn't mud.

It was great seeing Percy poop on himself and then daddy pick it up - like a dream come true! I'll be replaying this in my mean little mind for years to come.

Normalcy

Finally, the house is starting to come back to some sense of normalcy. Mommy and her man-friend made it all legal and so he moved it. She let him move right into MY house and didn't even consult me. All his stuff is smelly and gross. The worst part was, right after they did the whole church thing they left me alone with Percy for a whole week! And they sent the older people over to give me my kitty prozac everyday.

When they got back I was excited to see Mommy at first, but then I remembered I was mad at her for leaving and gave her the paw. The only good thing the man-friend moved in was the fishies. So now I'm back to avoiding Percy's playful and annoying nature while staring at the fishies.

Bags Galore!

I am really starting to love this wedding thing mommy's doing. She comes home and brings all kinds of cool gift bags for us to play in. Big ones and small ones. Percy tried to hijack the really big, good one. I blocked him and tore off the handle - it was great.

Mommy has been really stressed out lately and not giving me my lovins. But I know that soon she will divert all of her attention back to me. And maybe Percy, but I try not to think about that.

This is what I do...all day long...

The Fishies Are Here!

Guess what?!?!?!? Mommy's man-friend moved a huge fish tank to my house the other day. Then yesterday my dreams came true - he put real live fishies in it! At first I didn't know what Percy was looking at, because he's stupid and sometimes plays with things that aren't real. But then I realized that there were real live fishies in the tank and my heart skipped a beat.

Mommy says I can only look and not touch. She even put a fortified lid on the tank. But I know - I just know - I can figure out a way to have a really good kitty snack. I barely ate or even drank my water from the faucet I have been so busy staring at the fishies.

I gotta go plot how to get in!

Kitty Cream = All kinds of good stuff

Sorry I haven't blogged in so long. Mommy hasn't let me anywhere near the computer in forever. She started putting this cream in my ear and for some reason, even though I hate it at the time, I kinda feel better later. Kinda relaxed and happier, even around her man-friend.

But I digress...I have big news to share with you. I'm getting the man-friend in a permanent way - Mommy says that he is going to officially become my daddy and that they're going to the church to make it happen. I would normally be pretty ticked off about this sort of thing, but my new cream tells me to chill and be content. I think this whole thing is why Mommy hasn't let my paws on the keyboard lately. She's been running around like a wet dog recently and acting stressed. Although she had promised me I'd never have to worry about a daddy, here it is in my face.

Aha! I have an idea! Maybe Mommy needs some of my kitty cream stuff in her ear!