That was a close one...

Last night I was laying on the kitty bed that mommy got for Percy. I was makin' biscuits when suddenly one of my softpaws got caught down in the fabric. I pulled and pulled but couldn't get it out! I traipsed around the house with the kitty bed hanging off my foot and made dragon kitty noises so mommy knew I was hurt. She came at me with a pair of scissors! I wasn't sure what she was doing so I growled a lot, but she just cut the fabric from around my claw so I could get it out. Whew! That was a close one...

What's up with this weather? On Saturday it was perfect! It was warm and sunny and mommy let us out on the deck for what seemed like all day. Then yesterday it was raining really hard and mommy didn't want us to go on the deck. I finally whined and scratched enough that she said "Alright already Fremont" and let me out.

I am still enjoying the new down comforter that mommy obviously purchased for me. I did get in trouble because I was grooming my front claws - and you know mommy makes me wear those dreaded softpaws - and trying to bite off that toxic evil softpaw glue and it drew blood. So I bled a little bit on mommy's white sheets and stuff - what's the big deal? She really yelled about it but I tuned her out (as usual.)

Mommy rocks!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, but you know how busy Christmas can be. I'll fill you in on what's been going on in the Fremont Jones' household the last few weeks. On Christmas morning, mommy gave us treaters! Lots of glorious treaters! I ate so many that I threw up, but I loved them nonetheless.

It was wonderful for like 10 days because mommy was home every day just so she could be near me. She turned on the water and gave me extra kitty massages and lovin'. I'm glad she finally noticed how much I (and Percy too, I guess) was being neglected.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, she went away again! Gone for 9 hours each day and that means no lovin' for me. Of course, it does mean I can nap anywhere in the house without her fussing. I think to make up for it, she brought in a new extra present for me last night. It's a blanket thing that goes on the bed and it has real feathers in it! It's so soft and so warm. I thought I had died my 9th life and finally gone to kitty heaven.

Kudos to mommy! She rocks!

I am very sleepy this morning. I didn't sleep so good last night because mommy was tossing and turning. At one point she even got a little mean and said "Fremont! Get your butt out of my face!" You don't ever hear me complaining when her butt is in my face do you? I jumped off the bed and decided to prowl around until she fell asleep.

I passed Percy in the hallway, on his way to mommy's room. I gave him a low guttural growl to warn him about mommy's mood, but he just breezed passed me like the clueless idiot he is. I watched him jump on the bed and mommy pulled him against her and snuggled him. WTF?! His butt stinks too, but mommy says mine is worse. I have no idea why she would want him to be that close to her, but he was sure to look back at me over his resting paw and give me a little brother wink.

I'm gonna go catch up on sleep now.

I was alone most of the day yesterday, which is awesome. Oh sure Percy was here, but I was able to lay in my kitty bed all day and he didn't bother me because he was in the other room on the couch with the warm blanky. I don't mind him having the blanky, though, because I like the kitty bed better.

I thought mommy might never come home and turn on my water. When she finally got here, she smelled funny...like shampoo and hairspray...gross. She briefly turned on the water for me. Then she made a turkey sandwich and didn't share any with me (or Percy.) Next thing I knew she was gone again! When she came back this time, she brought us a present - a plastic bag! She even left stuff inside it that we could destroy when trying to nest. Awww...

Mommy left us again! She went off and let her friend stay at our house. He is ok, I mean, sometimes I even kinda like him. But he is not Mommy. Percy wanted to sleep in the bed with him (who knows why) and when I got in the bed Percy just gave me that dumb look and so I decided to sleep in the den while mommy was gone. (Let's face it, Percy always has that dumb look on his face.)

She was only gone a few days, though, and when she came back she turned on the water for me first thing. I hope she doesn't leave again anytime soon.

Percy got us in trouble this morning. As I've mentioned before, mommy sleeps too late in the morning. She doesn't get up until, like, 6:30, so Percy and I have to get up and eat and get our water earlier than that.

We got up around 5:30 this morning and realized mommy had left a special treat for us in the living room. First of all, it was a plastic bag - one of our fave toys! Secondly, it had a fresh bag of kitty food in it! I told Percy we should wait until mommy opened it, but he said "nah" like little brothers do and just chewed at the food bag until he got it open. Then I couldn't help but eat that fresh, yummy kitty food.

Unfortunately, in the midst of our feast, mommy woke up and chased us away from the food bag. She even put the food bag into a closet and closed the door. The nerve! She seemed really ticked off, by the way she was stomping around and saying "I can't believe you guys!" But it was good that we woke her up early, cuz she turned on the faucet for me so I can have my water.